Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Fuck Now and Laters

This candy sucks to eat. I'm not paying $1 to eat stale Starburst.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

"Aloo Matar, Aloo Father"

Aloo Matar

Aloo Father

Jugo Chavez

Lady Construction Worker

Dear Lady Construction Worker,

For the past two years I have passed you on my way to work. You are hot. I don't know how you ended up working construction; you're thin, attractive, and always tan. Maybe we can hang out some time.

Big Hed